Student: “That’s why I only applied to schools that Peter Millar makes stuff for.”
Student: “Are you a millennial?”
Teacher: “I’m Oregon Trail”
Teacher: “There’s one hole for everything, it’s a one stop shop.”
Teacher: “People on the left don’t generally agree with economics in our country, they make it up as they go along.”
Teacher: “I’d break my leg off and beat him with it.”
Student: “You look like you read with your finger.”
Student 1: “How tall are you?”
Student 2: “6 foot.”
Student 1: “How tall are you actually?”
Student 2: “5’9.”
Student: “The left is still stuck using the bartering system.”
Teacher: “Charlie Kirk was a time traveller.”
Student: “Anyone got vaseline for my nipples?”
Teacher: “Easy exit, easy entrance, ya come and go.”
Teacher: “It doesn’t have to be the head honcho… Can I say that?”
Teacher: “I’m sorry AI Diddy can’t be your teacher.”
Student: “(students name)’s dad has shingles!”
Student: “I’d love to meet your sister! She sounds like she has a great personality.”
Student: “What the six-seven Diddy?”
Student: “Show him that thunderstick.”
