Heard in the Hallways (10/22)
October 22, 2021
- Student: My goat is constantly gotten.
- Teacher: You should have an open mind.
- Student: I don’t have an open mind, I have the mind of an 80 year old man
- Student: Doritos, they smell so bad but taste so good.
- Student: You taught me this, you’re responsible for my failure.
- Teacher: That’s one way to look at it. Then there’s your parents…
- Teacher: You gotta stay strapped with the Croy. The girls can tell if you don’t have the Croy
- Student: I hated your whole class last year.
- Teacher: That explains your grades.
- Whole class: *goes insane*
- Teacher: *shoots a marker into the trash from 20 feet away*
- Whole class: *Goes more insane*
- Teacher: 1.9 repeating is exactly 2.
- Student: You’re exactly wrong.
- Teacher: And the earth is flat soooo…
- Teacher: Just because I’m not doing anything wrong doesn’t mean the FBI will agree with me.
- Teacher: Where can we find elemental Mercury?
- Student: In the tomb of Qin Shi Huangdi.
- Teacher: Can I get a side of fried rice with that?
