Heard in the Halls – 1/21/22

Heard in the Halls - 1/21/22

Student:  It’s a mall, bro, anything goes.  


Student:  There were three of them and they were both huge.  


Student:  We should stage a coup, that would actually be so hype.  


Student:  Honestly, the French are just a bad group of people.  


Teacher:  I’ve got all kinds of weapons in here, let’s go.  


Teacher:  The whole thing makes my butt hurt, but he tells me anyway.  


Student:  This class is like an episode of The Office where Michael Scott doesn’t make any jokes.  


Student:  Everything in moderation is good for me.  

Teacher:  That doesn’t really apply when you’re talking about things like syphilis.  

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