Heard in the Halls

December 17, 2021
Student: Pope Francis is kinda progressive, I could see him doing some… woman things.
Student 1:*throws whiteboard marker in doctrine*
Student 2: Why are we being so violent? This game is about God.
Student 1: NO! This is about winning!
Student: That’s what’s great about my opinion: You can’t prove it wrong.
Teacher: This is really a feverish trip, man.
Student: What if we all had to speak in Calligraphy?
Student 1: That’s a dumb question.
Student 2: Well, I’m a dumb person.
Student: If Cedric gets above a 90 I’m gonna kick him in the neck.
*Let it be known that Cedric got above a 90*
Student 1: How’s the new Spanish teacher?
Student 2: He makes us do Spanish.
Teacher: We could have done the homework already, but you wasted twenty minutes complaining that you shouldn’t have to do the homework.
Teacher: Who wants to play me in Clash Royale for extra credit?
Student: This is pretty boppin’, respectfully.
Teacher: Let’s say that, hypothetically, I scooped his brain out…
Teacher: I am now allowing everyone to punch Jack.
Student: Yesterday the Gestapo entered the senior lounge.