Student:  Pope Francis is kinda progressive, I could see him doing some… woman things.

Student 1:*throws whiteboard marker in doctrine*

Student 2: Why are we being so violent? This game is about God.

Student 1: NO! This is about winning!

Student:  That’s what’s great about my opinion:  You can’t prove it wrong.

Teacher:  This is really a feverish trip, man.

Student:  What if we all had to speak in Calligraphy? 

Student 1:  That’s a dumb question.

Student 2:  Well, I’m a dumb person.  

Student: If Cedric gets above a 90 I’m gonna kick him in the neck.  

*Let it be known that Cedric got above a 90*

Student 1:  How’s the new Spanish teacher?  

Student 2:  He makes us do Spanish.  

Teacher: We could have done the homework already, but you wasted twenty minutes complaining that you shouldn’t have to do the homework.

Teacher: Who wants to play me in Clash Royale for extra credit?

Student: This is pretty boppin’, respectfully.

Teacher:  Let’s say that, hypothetically, I scooped his brain out…

Teacher: I am now allowing everyone to punch Jack.

Student: Yesterday the Gestapo entered the senior lounge.